December 2011
me during a game
mom: can you clean the house
me:
mom: do you want any dinner
me:
sister: dad said if you don't get up that you're in a lot of trouble
me:
sister: the house is on fire
me:
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
person: i love that football team
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what enthic group are they
“My friend Xabi Alonso is a bit jealous. That’s why when he sees how elegant I...”
– Alvaro Arbeloa (via ohmyjoey)
Nuri as a child.
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